UPCOMING SHOWS

Aug23

MT PLEASANT, MI

Central Michigan University

Aug30

VANCOUVER, BC

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The Comedy Mix

Sep8

BOISE, ID

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Liquid Laughs

Sep24

MOSCOW, ID

Best Western University Inn

Sep30

TEMECULA, CA

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The Comedy Club at Pechanga

Oct15

HAWAII (HONOLULU/MAUI/KONA/HILO/KAUAI)

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NCL Pride of America Cruiseliner

Performing on the NCL Pride of America Hawaiian cruise 10/15-10/2 and 10/22-10/29

COEUR D'ALENE, ID

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Best Western Plus Conference Center

Nov19

MOSCOW, ID

Best Western University Inn

LATEST NEWS

"...So I'm Single (Applause)" 8/6/16 

 
  So you're probably a fairly savvy fan of comedy now if you've gotten to the point of reading a comic's blog after seeing a live show. I bet your Netflix queue is stacked with new stand-up specials! I recommend Jim Jefferies, he's one of my favorites. After a decent amount of live shows under your belt you've heard quite a few comics talk about their personal relationship issues, and after the last laugh subsides from this chunk of material, you hear an oft-used phrase to wrap it in a neat bow:

"...So…Read more

Driven w/Steve Marek Podcast 7/28/16 

Hello All!

What an amazing summer it's been for me! I've gotten to travel the world and come back home to some great shows on both land and sea! While in Arizona I had an opportunity to catch up with Steve Marek, who I always love getting a chance to talk to because we have the most honest conversations on the planet!  I did a podcast with him five years ago and we've been buddies ever since. Here is his new podcasting venture, Driven with Steve Marek, and I'm proud to say I am his Episode One. Click the…Read more

Innocent Lives Matter 7/8/16 

  I hurt for my people today... 

 My people are my friends and family, along with my brothers and sisters being killed. All of them. In Louisiana. In Minnesota. In my hometown of Chicago. In Dallas. In this whole country. I've stood with Columbine, Aurora, Sandy Hook, and Orlando. I unapologetically stand with Black Lives Matter, because last I checked, that included me. But more than anything, I stand with the innocent. The ones who deserved better from their people. Luckily for me, innocence has no color…

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New Album Release!!! 2/17/16 


Hello Everyone! I have officially released my new album Because I Can online and it is available for download HERE! As a promotion I am selling downloads of the album for $5 until 3/1/16, where it will go back to full price. If you've bought a copy of the album, heard it and enjoyed it, I ask that you spread the word and share this post with others. Also, just a WARNING: THIS ALBUM CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE AND SUBJECT MATTER...Cool? Cool. ENJOY! :)

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Where My Jokes Come From 1/3/16 


I get asked about my process quite often. How I come up with my jokes. Are they really true. How often do I change them up.

Soooo, here's my answers for anyone still curious: 

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR JOKES? 

Well, for me it all boils down to one thing. 

Listening. 

Dip a sponge into a bucket of water, then ring it out. That sponge came into contact with all of the water in the bucket, but didn't retain all of the water once you pulled it out. Now after you ring it, it's got the perfect amount for…

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  • ATTENTION CALIFORNIA! Performing in Montrose, CA this weekend at Oceanview Bar & Grill Sat Aug 27th! Free Admission, Free Parking, No Excuses, GO!!! #ComedyLife #saturdayfunnies #standup #comedy  #oceanviewbarandgrill #montrose #california #saturday
    ATTENTION CALIFORNIA! Performing in Montrose, CA this weekend at Oceanview Bar & Grill Sat Aug 27th! Free Admission, Free Parking, No Excuses, GO!!! #ComedyLife #saturdayfunnies #standup #comedy #oceanviewbarandgrill #montrose #california #saturday
  • Miss all 3 of you! Good luck this year. #ComedyLife #latergram #Bahamas #MoCaLiz #WildCats #TshirtCrew  #BestJokesEverTold #BeautifulPeople
    Miss all 3 of you! Good luck this year. #ComedyLife #latergram #Bahamas #MoCaLiz #WildCats #TshirtCrew #BestJokesEverTold #BeautifulPeople
  • Happy for you big bro! Congrats!!! #BigBro #Rod #NewlyMarried #Congrats #Love
    Happy for you big bro! Congrats!!! #BigBro #Rod #NewlyMarried #Congrats #Love
  • Me & Mama on our way to the wedding! #RodsWedding #BigBro #Houston #Mom #Love #HappyPlace
    Me & Mama on our way to the wedding! #RodsWedding #BigBro #Houston #Mom #Love #HappyPlace
  • Fresh off the boat! In Houston for my big brother's wedding with my mama, niece and nephews! #ComedyLife #Houston #RodsWedding #wholefamdamily #Love #Generations
    Fresh off the boat! In Houston for my big brother's wedding with my mama, niece and nephews! #ComedyLife #Houston #RodsWedding #wholefamdamily #Love #Generations
  • It's like I always say, "Peace, Love, and Angry Cuban Women Arguing Right Behind Me" #LifeInMiami
    It's like I always say, "Peace, Love, and Angry Cuban Women Arguing Right Behind Me" #LifeInMiami
  • How great would THIS show be?! Known Russ for years and we just met today in person for the first time! Lol #ComedyLife #NCLSky #Miami #Sedici #RussRivas #SuperTeam
    How great would THIS show be?! Known Russ for years and we just met today in person for the first time! Lol #ComedyLife #NCLSky #Miami #Sedici #RussRivas #SuperTeam
  • When your passport completely understands the struggle. #SuperNumb #Entertainer #RealTalk #TravelDay
    When your passport completely understands the struggle. #SuperNumb #Entertainer #RealTalk #TravelDay
  • Miss my new peeps already 😚😚😚 #ComedyLife #NCLSky #GreatPeople #AwesomeJokes #futurekaraokedate #doglovers #wildcats #youtoocali
    Miss my new peeps already 😚😚😚 #ComedyLife #NCLSky #GreatPeople #AwesomeJokes #futurekaraokedate #doglovers #wildcats #youtoocali
  • Ari! It was a pleasure meeting you. Enjoy all your new art, and good luck on the road trip home! ☺#ComedyLife #NCLSky #Ari #ChampagneToasts  #TopFlightSecurity #OfTheWorldCraig
    Ari! It was a pleasure meeting you. Enjoy all your new art, and good luck on the road trip home! ☺#ComedyLife #NCLSky #Ari #ChampagneToasts #TopFlightSecurity #OfTheWorldCraig
  • Two bros reppin the U.S.A. onboard the Norwegian Sky! Gerard from the production cast, one HELL of a dancer! Safe travels!!! #ComedyLife #NCLSky
    Two bros reppin the U.S.A. onboard the Norwegian Sky! Gerard from the production cast, one HELL of a dancer! Safe travels!!! #ComedyLife #NCLSky
  • A message a person who I met on the ship two months back wrote the night after meeting me to be given to me if I ever came back onboard the ship. She knew nothing about me as we barely spoke that night, other than basketball (I know, it's how I roll lol). I received it today. It reads:

6/30/16

Alvin! It's so much fun meeting someone from the Midwest even if I am pretty oblivious to sports! But yay for LeBron James! :-) and Ohio State of course, that's for my grandpa!  Anyway, when I first saw you in the crew bar, I immediately felt God (Jesus) lay something upon my heart for you. Now as I've prayed, I believe he has a message for you. I don't know if you have brothers, 2 maybe, but I feel like it's like Iron Man. You know how he puts on the Iron Man outfit which makes him stronger and of course "cooler" to the world. Yet it's not WHO he is. Even though this creation of his [Iron Man] can do a lot of amazing things, it doesn't add or subtract to WHO he is as a person. He is a creative genius in his own right and that in itself is simply AMAZING!  So I just feel like God wants you to know that he has (I believe!) given you different giftings. But at the end of the day when the "Iron Man suit comes off", you are AMAZING just in WHO you are. If you happen to have a brother or two, I was just feeling like maybe you've spent years trying to find your place. But actually, SIMPLY you being you...IS your PLACE and it's AMAZING. Just you simply, BEING YOU!  Thanks for giving the world so much and giving the world what you were created to DO! But at the end of the day, just remember YOU  Being YOU...IS simply AMAZING! Yep! I believe that's the message Jesus has just for YOU! He loves you! Blessings on what's next and see you again soon. -Heather a.k.a Heaven

#ComedyLife #NCLSky #Nassau #Bahamas #JustBeYou #Heather #IronMan ;)
    A message a person who I met on the ship two months back wrote the night after meeting me to be given to me if I ever came back onboard the ship. She knew nothing about me as we barely spoke that night, other than basketball (I know, it's how I roll lol). I received it today. It reads: 6/30/16 Alvin! It's so much fun meeting someone from the Midwest even if I am pretty oblivious to sports! But yay for LeBron James! :-) and Ohio State of course, that's for my grandpa!  Anyway, when I first saw you in the crew bar, I immediately felt God (Jesus) lay something upon my heart for you. Now as I've prayed, I believe he has a message for you. I don't know if you have brothers, 2 maybe, but I feel like it's like Iron Man. You know how he puts on the Iron Man outfit which makes him stronger and of course "cooler" to the world. Yet it's not WHO he is. Even though this creation of his [Iron Man] can do a lot of amazing things, it doesn't add or subtract to WHO he is as a person. He is a creative genius in his own right and that in itself is simply AMAZING! So I just feel like God wants you to know that he has (I believe!) given you different giftings. But at the end of the day when the "Iron Man suit comes off", you are AMAZING just in WHO you are. If you happen to have a brother or two, I was just feeling like maybe you've spent years trying to find your place. But actually, SIMPLY you being you...IS your PLACE and it's AMAZING. Just you simply, BEING YOU!  Thanks for giving the world so much and giving the world what you were created to DO! But at the end of the day, just remember YOU  Being YOU...IS simply AMAZING! Yep! I believe that's the message Jesus has just for YOU! He loves you! Blessings on what's next and see you again soon. -Heather a.k.a Heaven #ComedyLife #NCLSky #Nassau #Bahamas #JustBeYou #Heather #IronMan ;)
  • Piggies!!! Lol They don't discriminate here!!! 😁🐷#ComedyLife #Nassau #Bahamas #BahamasHumaneSociety #RescuePigs #Pigs #Piggies  #PorkCakes
    Piggies!!! Lol They don't discriminate here!!! 😁🐷#ComedyLife #Nassau #Bahamas #BahamasHumaneSociety #RescuePigs #Pigs #Piggies #PorkCakes
  • Look who crashed the puppy party! #ComedyLife #Nassau #Bahamas #BahamasHumaneSociety #DonkeyMode
    Look who crashed the puppy party! #ComedyLife #Nassau #Bahamas #BahamasHumaneSociety #DonkeyMode
  • Loved meeting you after the show Gaby! See you again SOON 😊 #ComedyLife #NCLSky #Gaby #GreatPeople
    Loved meeting you after the show Gaby! See you again SOON 😊 #ComedyLife #NCLSky #Gaby #GreatPeople
  • As you can see from my soaked shirt it's insanely hot here, but worth it to walk and play with these little potcakes! All the dogs from last week's picture found homes, and I have no doubt "Bianca" will probably be gone by the time I hit send. 😀  #BahamasHumaneSociety #Nassau #Bahamas #Potcakes #Puppylove
    As you can see from my soaked shirt it's insanely hot here, but worth it to walk and play with these little potcakes! All the dogs from last week's picture found homes, and I have no doubt "Bianca" will probably be gone by the time I hit send. 😀 #BahamasHumaneSociety #Nassau #Bahamas #Potcakes #Puppylove
  • Fellow comic and brother in arms Adrian Mesa chose the right ship to vacation on this weekend! Still not sure if he's a figment of my imagination so that I could have another comedian to talk to while onboard, but it was a WELCOME surprise! #ComedyLife #NCLSky #AdrianMesa #ComicsVacation #Friends
    Fellow comic and brother in arms Adrian Mesa chose the right ship to vacation on this weekend! Still not sure if he's a figment of my imagination so that I could have another comedian to talk to while onboard, but it was a WELCOME surprise! #ComedyLife #NCLSky #AdrianMesa #ComicsVacation #Friends
  • Hangin with my Cambodian Homie Teeda (Hairflip) "ehHAaa!" 😂😂😂 #ComedyLife #Teeda #GymPartner #SlowMotionDab
    Hangin with my Cambodian Homie Teeda (Hairflip) "ehHAaa!" 😂😂😂 #ComedyLife #Teeda #GymPartner #SlowMotionDab
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