UPCOMING SHOWS

Feb13

MOSCOW, ID

Best Western University Inn

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Feb19

PHILADELPHIA, PA

Philadelphia University

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Mar4

LAUGHLIN, NV

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Edgewater Casino

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Mar7

PINETOP, AZ

Hon-Dah Resort & Casino

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Mar11

NACA MID-ATLANTIC FESTIVAL

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Penn State University

Showcasing at NACA Mid-Atlantic Festival at Penn State University

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Mar15

TULALIP, WA

Tulalip Casino

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Mar17

VANCOUVER, B.C.

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The Comedy Mix

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Mar24

TACOMA, WA

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Tacoma Comedy Club

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Mar30

ADRIAN, MI

Adrian College

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LATEST NEWS

Where My Jokes Come From 1/3/16 


I get asked about my process quite often. How I come up with my jokes. Are they really true. How often do I change them up.

Soooo, here's my answers for anyone still curious: 

HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH YOUR JOKES? 

Well, for me it all boils down to one thing. 

Listening. 

Dip a sponge into a bucket of water, then ring it out. That sponge came into contact with all of the water in the bucket, but didn't retain all of the water once you pulled it out. Now after you ring it, it's got the perfect amount for…

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Are You Happy? Y/N 12/29/15 

Hey,

Have you ever seen that internet meme of Morpheus where he asks you to take the Red Pill to right all the mistakes of your past, or take the Blue Pill and receive a huge sum of cash? I always answer that choice the same: 

I'd take the Red Pill and fix ALL of my mistakes!...Like that time I didn't take the huge sum of cash. 

The question reminds me of a test I created for myself 9 years ago that I still use today. On December 31st of every year, I have a self evaluation form I created that I fill out to…

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The Heist 12/10/15 


Welp, my car got broken into. The perpetrator rummaged through all of my belongings, and made out with my checkbooks. Yes, my checkbooks. The perpetrator also went through the back of my car and into the spare tire well, because I guess that's where he thought I kept my time machine. The one I use to go back to 1972 when checks were relevant enough to steal. I keep the checkbooks in my car almost sarcastically in case of emergency. Truth be told, I had no reaction. I was due. My car stays unlocked too…

New 2016 Calendar Dates!!! 

Well it's been entirely too long since I've updated my blog.  I think the last time I did...people still blogged.  I'll catch up to everybody else pretty soon with technology but until then, this post is definitely worth the tech-shame! New Calendar Dates for 2016!  The first half of the year is up, and there's quite a few dates to cover, but here are some noteable dates to my tour trajectory:

NOTABLE TOUR DATES:

3-DAY & 4-DAY MIAMI TO BAHAMAS CRUISES ON THE NORWEGIAN SKY CRUISE LINER:  DEC 31-JAN 4, JAN 4-8Read more

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    Saturday night was a blast! Known Ali for 20 yrs, glad to see him and his wife Amy on his 40th bday! #ComedyLife #HappyBirthday #Portland #Harveys
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  • Thank You Idaho for another amazing weekend of shows! See you again SOON! ;) #ComedyLife #CdAComedyNight #SoldOutWeekend
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  • Caught Another One sleepin! Set me up PERFECT. When will they ever LEARN?! #SheGotFlaired  #Shante #WasntReady #KeepYaGuardUpSon #StraightFlairinFools #RicFlair #WOO
    Caught Another One sleepin! Set me up PERFECT. When will they ever LEARN?! #SheGotFlaired #Shante #WasntReady #KeepYaGuardUpSon #StraightFlairinFools #RicFlair #WOO
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  • Bulls game on the cruise ship tonight?! YESSIR!!!! :D #NCLSky #Bahamas #SeeRed
    Bulls game on the cruise ship tonight?! YESSIR!!!! :D #NCLSky #Bahamas #SeeRed
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    Lenis! Casino lady, friend, and future president :) #ComedyLife #happynewyears #NCLSky
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    It's Jump!!! Thanks for the jokes ;) #comedylife #happynewyears #NCLSky
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    Picture with the Captain & Hotel Director of the Norwegian Sky! Very honored :D #ComedyLife #NCL #NCLSky #CommentCardTopEarner #FunDay
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